Wish Eyed

Wish eyed died before I lied

Wish eyed cried from deep inside

Wish eyed swam more with the sea

Drank less beer loads more tea

Sank my teeth into more thinking

Lived in bed, done more stinking

Wish eyed thought more fore a spoke

Coz most I says a fucking joke

Wish eyed never cut no hair

Coz now I’m trembling, cutting scared

Sinking feelings deep inside

Wish eyed joined the communist party

Could have been so arty-farty

Wish eyed joined no protest group

Cunt care less what its about,

This mouth on me just needs to shout

Punch um out, let um have it

fuck um all who gives a shit

Another piss head, fucking prick

Wish eyed wondered cross the sea

 Oe’r land I’ve never seen

Wish eyed been more rich than poor

Just to even up the score

Could have been a fine old Tory

that’s another fucking story

Rubbing shoulders great and good

Rolled the old girls, stole their purses

even shagged their fucking arses

Could have worn that corporate grin

then I’d toss you in the bin

Saville row, Barkers shoes,

Heads I’d win and tails you’d lose.

Wish eyed been a slime M.P.

Toast the town the one to see

Maybe Minster-of- state

I know you’d take my oral bait

Could have had my head in banking

If I’d spent less time a flunking

Now they say with age comes wisdom

I don’t know bout all of that

Seems to me I’m one Cool Cat.

A cautionary tale don’t spend your time being wish eyed.